The Dream Campaign

The Quest for Mountain Spirit!

Cato and Anum and Teros and Tethys and Bolly (TTBCA / BCATT / ATBTC / TBACT / TTCAB / CBATT / CTTBA / TABTC / BATTC / CTATB / ATCTB / TTBAC / CATTB / TATCB / BACTT / TTCBA / CTTAB / TBTCA / BCTAT / CTBAT / ACTBT / TCBTA / ACBTT / TBATC / BTTCA / BTTAC / ABTTC / TACTB / TTACB / ABTCT / TCTBA / ATCBT / TABCT / BCTTA / TCABT / BATCT / TATBC / CATBT / CTBTA / BTATC / ATTCB / CBTTA / TCBAT / BTACT / CABTT / BTCTA / TCATB / TBTAC / ABCTT / TBCAT / CBTAT / CTABT / ATBCT / BTCAT / TCTAB / TBCTA / TACBT / ACTTB / TTABC / ATTBC) returned to the GREAT DWARVEN CITY OF STONEROCK where STONES are ROCKS. They spoke with some dwarf who presumably knows stuff about mountain spirits, and gave him a staff that they had acquired in the last session after he had spoken words about it.

The purpose of all of this grand adventure was of course the acquisition of the aid of a Mountain Spirit who shall somehow make mountains bow before the mighty train.

In the City of Stonerock

Teros payed a man for some carts, and four days went by without the memory as to why.

Teros sought out a wizard and after finding one attempted to hire him to maintain a teleportation circle on the train. The wizard refused and brought Teros’ anger out into the field of existence.

Cato met a dwarven librarian named Dwarvina in a dwarven library in the underground dwarven city of Stonerock where there was a dwarven library with a dwarven librarian named Dwarvina. They conversed regarding flying creatures, Cato attempting to identify a large flying species of creature which would hypothetically contain pleasantly demeaned specimens. The species discussed as possible answers included Pegasus and Winged Giant Turtles and Titantic Flying Serpents. Cato attempted to befriend the dwarven Dwarvina over the four days the party spent waiting for that thing for which they waited. He discovered, to his chagrin, that there was were no hopes for thems theirs as friends due to the strong barriers of cultural differentiation that existed in-betwixt their selves.

Without!

O! Gentle Teros found himself searching the vegetable stalls of Stonerock for those vegetables which dwarves like least of all and then Cato was with him and they failed but then found some sortof. Then Cato found a ham pie which he ate while Teros asked him to remind him of something in a moment. Then they went to a place that sold carpentered boxes made out of some sort of material that one presumes exists within the universe and ordered them some things -well Teros ordered a thing, or things, at least. Meanwhilst and without much distance between events Cato then betokened with words to the man that he had some quantity of desire to know if the man (who was presumably a carpenter) if he had ever seen a FLYING BROOMSTICK ever at a point which was not in the present or the future, and the man said

“Yee! I have there seen a man once who did fly upon a FLYING BROOMSTICK and I shot him down for sport, because I am a terrible naughty man who does things he should not but knows it and does not mind being not-good but rather bad instead.”

And Cato spoke words that went into the man’s ears that brought out a conversation about the subject of which they spoke and gave Cato much knowledge of how the man had broken the FLYING BROOMSTICK over his KNEE and then threw it into a LAKE. After which Cato learned that the man was a liar and that none of his words had been true or at least that they might well have had not been very true or possibly might have even been inaccurate.

At around which times Cato reminded Teros of the things he had been asked to remind him of. And then Teros did some things which pass from memory.

Then the gang of gaggly people whose names could be acronym-ed in zero and sixty ways went about and into a place that was a mine where they went by DWARVEN THINGS WHO WERE POSSESSED by special application of GUILE and WIT and then they went into a place where there were rock golems who were made out of stone and then they fought.

And they fought for some amount of time.

And then they won.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE NEXT ENDEARING EPISODE OF THE DREAM CAMPAIGN IN THE DRAGON DUNGEONS and be at peace meanwhile.

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The Desuetude of The Quest for Mountain Spirit!
And the beginning of The Quest for Conrad's Hope!

tldr: Cato died, Doggy joined the group. Farlon showed up in the guise of an old man and said some things. Also we forgot about Anum and left him in some cave.

initial group: Cato, John, Teros (the Druid, the Assassin), Tethys

The adventures walked into a great domed hall at least 50 feet tall, a mighty stone pillar bearing strange dwarven runes dominating the view. Various large rocks littered the field. As the Druid (Teros) realized none of the party could read the dwarven script, he cast a ritual to bring forth a learned sage, he asked reverently,“What is the purpose of this pillar?”

The sage took a moment to collect its smart ass answer, it answered annoyingly smugly “To tell the dwarves about this room” and vanished. The Druid grew annoyed and began casting the ritual again.

Perhaps in a spout of boredom, perhaps actually planning something John began moving the various rocks across the floor. Concerned, innocent Tethys said,“Don’t move those! Rocks don’t like to be moved. They like to sit in the same spot” John ignored her, arrogantly claiming, “My family has moved rocks for generations!” and continued moving the rocks, with each passing moment Tethys become more concerned, the druid continued casting the ritual. Little did they know what monstrosity they were about to unleash

Suddenly a rock John was moving lunged forwarded, an acidic maw forming on its surface and bit into John. A mighty voice filled the room, booming from the pillar, “Who dares disturb me?” Tethys, innocent as ever, pointed at John, “He did it”

The runed pillar morphed into a huge golem, several other rocks also animated themselves and hurled themselves at John. Tethys and Bolly flew away to avoid the spirits, the Druid became annoyed that they had disturbed the spirits. As john was being overwhelmed by the rocks, unwilling to watch his friend die foe no reason Cato threw himself into the fray to protect his friend John who he had totally had one conversation with at some point.

The golem announced “You shall perish” and the Druid told the pair,“I only have enough components to bring one of you back if you die” Cato whispered, “pick me”, the Druid announced,“he has called dibs”

In the next few seconds Tethys watched as the rocks beat them up, surprised that rocks hurt people. The Druid thought that perhaps if they killed the two he would simply bring them back from the dead. He hoped that after casting the ritual and getting an actual answer he could find a way to convince the great mountains core to part with part of its essence. And so he did nothing.

With strikes that barely hurt the Mountains core, magic that proved woefully ineffective at harming the rocks, the two were beaten and bitten, though they fought courageously they were killed within a minute or two. After the Druid cast a ritual to bring the dead back to life, he found surprisingly that Cato’s spirit refused return. John was brought back instead, he immediately created a portal and jumped through, fleeing from the group.

Confused and annoyed at the turn of events, the Druid completed the ritual. The new scholar translated the runes, which said nothing important whatsoever. Even more annoyed, the Druid asked the mountain itself if it could provide the essence he sought, the great mountain became angry that the Druid wasn’t a dwarf. It replied,“I will not destroy myself for you” aghast the Druid said,“I wasn’t told you would be destroyed, I never intended to destroy a spirit. Is there no way you could give me a piece of the essence?”

The mountains voice became more annoying, “I don’t like you. I don’t like you. I don’t like you.” and that was all the mountain would say. Increasingly frustrated with how weird and hostile the world had become in the last few days the Druid departed back to the dwarven city.

And then John stepped back through the portal, “I think we should go to the ”/wikis/Fey%20Courts/new" class=“create-wiki-page-link”>Fey Courts" the druid shrugged and they departed.

The Fey Courts

At the fey courts, John got a particular rusty fork and an extremely silly hat.

On the way to they fey courts a wizened bearded wizard (Farlon in a guise) in a white cloak asked to ride this new train. Tethys waved remembering the old man and declared of course. The Druid, helpless in the strangeness of his new life, decided the Pixie must know what shes doing agreed and they departed. as the picturesque terrain flew by through the window of the train, the old man questioned the Druid about the train, after explaining that the train was intended to soon gain the capability of jumping between planes. The old man claimed that he could provided the magic to allow the train to jump planes, if the Assassin would save his friend Conrad from a Fomarian fortress. The Druid agreed to such an easy deal.

The old man did some magic in private, converting the train cart into a extra dimensional space that housed four carts instead of the one. They soon arrived in the fey courts, when the Druid asked John why they were there John simply stared at him, then left. Tethys soon flew away saying something about dirt and her animals coming back. The Druid left to buy bedding for the animals. Tethys gathered dirt and threw it into her new room. And then a small stampede approached as a giant hamster and horse tied to a cart ran up to Tethys. it was Chewy, Theodore, Hercules and The Bunnies (who were terribly out of dancing practice). With them was a short attention span having golden retriever named Doggy.

Tethys and the animals grew hungry, ran into a large teepee and were given food for free for reasons they did not question. When they were full they went back to the train and fell asleep in a heap atop the new hay that had appeared in the cart.

As the Druid looked around at the slain Fomorians, he pondered exactly when he lost track of Anum, oh well hes probably not talking to someone else.

It went well for the primal characters, less so for the others.

While eating in the tent-thing, Doggy found a friendly buffaloe who let him lie on its back and then he realized it was not comfortable so he left it, then the guy serving the food said something about people eating unicorns, then Doggy went over to a group of bears to tell them that the man had said something strange at which point the bears said something about how some people do eat unicorns. And the bear pet Doggy and rubbed his belly, and then showed him how to balance a ball on his nose.

Also, Doggy saw a squirrel in the city at one point and so he knows there are squirrels there. He also smelled another dog but did not find it.

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Saving the Freedom of the Most Glorious Conrad!

BEFORE THE BEGINNING

Suddenly, a door that you never knew existed is kicked down and a burly looking dwarf wielding a hammer bust down with it
“OK, I’M HERE TO HELP!” he yells, looking around wide eyed.

You see a tentacle start reaching out and try to wrap around the dwarf. He bats it away and lifts the door back to it’s original position. After some beating of the door, it disappears back out of existence
“Bloody Steve, always mucking about..” he mutters

Teros:
“Where did that door one from?” The Druid asks

Doggy:
(in golden retriever form) raises his eyebrows… “Woof! Woof! Woof!” he says (Tethys hears "Hey! Hey! You’re a dwarf!) then he runs up to the dwarf and jumps on him and vigorously licks his face and beard

Dwarf:
“I….I don’t remember…. Strange….”
looks puzzled for a moment, then shrugs and smiles

Dwarf:
pets doggy n scratches behind his ears

Doggy:
“Aaaawww yeaaaah” in the language of canines… though… the body language kinda gives away the meaning

Dwarf:
pulls out a stick

Doggy:
“woof-woof!” pants (“A stick? OHMYGOSHHE’SGOTASTICK! IS THAT A STICK? I THINK IT’S A STICK”)

Dwaf:
throws the stick

Doggy:
chases stick “IT’S A STICK! I GOT IT! IT GOT IT!”. Calms down “Okay stick, where are you? You can’t hide from me stick, I’m gonna-OH I FOUND THE STICK I FOUND THE STICKruns back “HERE’S THE STICK I GOT THE STICK! THIS IS A STICK AND I AM A DOG!” drops it at dwarf’s feet and jumps on him and licks his face again

Dwarf:
picks it up and throws it again, farther this time

Doggy:
chases after itNOYOURNOTGETTINGAWAYYOUSTICKgrab it, runs backITOLDYOUYOURNOTGETTINAWAYSTICKdrops it at dwarf’s feet “I GOT THE STICK! I GOT THE STICK! PET ME PET ME PET ME!!!” sits in front of dwarf this time, looking up at him adorably

Teros:
“So… Where did you come from?”

Tethys:
“Why do you have a stick for playing fetch for?” Tethys asks

Dwarf:
pets doggy
“My name is Thoradin Stonehide. I come from the Iron Core mountains.”

Doggy:
“awww yeah”
Doggy seems happy

Teros:
“That doesn’t explain the door that suddenly appeared out of nowhere”, says the Druid still puzzled.

Tethys:
“or the stick” says Tethys

Doggy:
THE STICK!” grabs the stick, walks up to Tethys with it
drops it at her feet

Dwarf:
Looks back, puzzled at the door
“Well, it’s a long story, sorta.”
Puts away his hammer and takes a seat, making sure not to sit on his beard

“So, as you know, my name is Thoradin. I was part of the guard at the dwarven keep in one of the Iron Core mountains. One day, after a few drunken brawls and heavy drinking, I awoke outside the fort. I had a magical vision of a pixie floating above me. The young fey creature spoke ever softly about a group of travelers that needed assistance, and that I was destined to seek them out and leave my old life behind me. I was awed by the creature’s presence, so delicate and innocent.
Then…. I noticed that the pixie wasn’t indeed flying, but hanging from a rope. And I noticed that he was a bit big for a pixie…
The damned buggar was a gnome, and he was trying to make away with my coin purse! I roared in anger, headbutting the little bastard and then was ambushed by his little buddies.
After I sent them away crying, I decided to look over their gubbins and saw a book that intrigued me. Something about the Church of Apples? Anyways, it was fancy and had a picture of a fairy/pixie looking thing. That was twice a mention of that fey, it had to be a sign!
So I packed up my belongings and set off, in search of the thrice mention of pixie across my path.

Then I encountered your pixie friend in a market in the gnome underground. I was shocked, and tried to follow her but was lost in the crowd. Mighty difficult to find a pixie in a crowd"

roars with laughter

“But anyways, I’ve been following your trail for a while now. Not too successfully, mind you. I lost your trail after some strange business with a mountain spirit. I thought I had you then, because I had family that tipped me off in that city, but you disappeared again. I thought I had lost you forever, and in anger I went to a tavern and drank away my sorrows. Again, I awoke to a pixie floating above me. After trying to bat it away, I realized this one was real. He said his name was “Ruin”, and that I needed to run. I kept trying to sleep, but my bed seemed to be moving under me! That damn tentacle monster turned out to be my bed! As I was running, the little pixie spirit thing was floating with me, telling me that I had fallen through into the City of Doors! Damned if I know how. After running for a bit and fighting off the advances of the monster, I ended up at this door, or…err..at least this spot gesturing to where the door was
Ruin told me that my adventure awaited through those doors, so I busted through, expecting some action! But you guys seemed to have everything under control here.."
Looks a bit sad to have missed the action

“So! That be my story!”
*Smiles jovially and takes a swig from his flask.

Tero:
“So there was a gnome…on a rope…pretending to be a pixie?”

Tethys:
“Hey i know ruin! Ive been looking for him. Did he have a cat with him?” Says tethys

Doggy:
at the mention of the word cat Doggy looks at Tethys suspiciously

Dwarf:
nods, laughing
“Those little tricksters!”
To Tethys: “A cat? No, don’t think I remember seeing one of those. Sorry little one.”

AFTER THE BEGINNING BUT BEFORE THE ENDING

Tethys, Teros, Doggy, Thoradin, and John went down into the next level of the facility they were burgling.

There they found a dastardly Fomorian who was not in a cage and a mysterious Fomorian who was in a cage and some dogs who did not get along with Doggy. After killing everyone who was not in a cage Teros freed a pair of en-caged cyclops with the names [[Fo & Fum]] who were not competent engineers.

The party freed Conrad the Chicken. Using John’s escape magic they escaped back to the train. They then gave Conrad to Farlon. Farlon had completed working on The Train, giving it the power to cross into different planes. This power was put to use as the party traveled to the somber Shadowfell.

CONTINUE READING THE HEAD TRIP NEXT TIME ON THE DREAM CAMPAIGN

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Introducing Mihajla!

Doggy, Teros, Tethys, Thoradin, and Sir John The Eighth traveled across the shadowfell, heading towards Gloomwrought, the City of Midnight. They arrived outside a large body of blocking terrain which was in the train’s way of reaching the city.

Teros then cast a ritual and brought forth a cold storm of snow, allow passage across the blocking terrain.

Then the tent of Mihajla the Djinni was found and entered.

And then the whole group placed bets with Mihajla

Things that happened as a result of the bets:

  • Doggy freed Colgrian the Minotaur from his captivity.
  • Random was given to Mihalja as the result of Teros losing a bet
  • Teros lost his freedom as a result of a bet
  • the Rose King’s son was freed freeeeeeed from Mihalja

Then the group went to the Fey Courts and acquired Willy as per instructions from Teros (in the event of his death he instructed Thoradin to go and retrieve Willy).

Then DTTTJ went to the Rose King and returned his son to him and then he yelled at his son and then his son ran off and Doggy chased him to his room.

and people talked to the Rose King a bit.

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Doggy Finds His Pack!

Tethys, Sir John the Eighth, Doggy, Thoradin, and Willy where traveling along in a train WHEN SUDDENLY the train came into contact with a big Grey Dragon who toppled the train and then beset the innocent TJDTTW with much violence despite Thoradin’s haranguing.

After many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, rounds of battle did unfold, a TERRIBLE FIEND came forth from netherwhere and did forsake Sir John who was his pactee who was so upset by this that he did then kill himself with a Rusty Fork which later passed to Thoradin. Then the TERRIBLE FIEND did make much speech with Willy who thereupon adopted its power and purpose upon himself. Whereupon did the previously written events transpire.

Talking to the Master of Shadow or the Lord of Shadow or someone who has some sort of title of that sort. Willy seeks a way to make the train invisible or give it some sort of stealth power I know not what.

Whereupon we did meet a lady whose name I do not recall but who did then join our party and bequest upon us to allow her to do so and we did allow her such.

He asked us to go to the Crystal Spire to seek the soul of his servant Armades who is dead. I believe we were seeking a way to revive him from the dead.

After which the group went shopping in the city.

Doggy bought a pack of 15 dogs from some shady guy there. He herded them back to the train, but one of them vanished along the way, so he went back and looked for it. He found it in a sewer being eaten by some scum. Doggy went and got Thoradin and then they killed the scum and Doggy took the dog’s body out into the swamp and left it there then went to sleep.

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Wherewithin we ostend the praenomen of the topical to proffer au courant perfection

Our adventuresome heroes were wisely recessing within the recesses of their train when upon the door of said vehicular device there came without warning a somewhat great but really rather ordinary knocking, and then an answering from our illustrious heroes and then other sounds withal.

To list our heroes not alphabetically but with a mysterious pattern unknown to mortal minds until this day: Tethys, Bolly, Thoradin, Wily, and some lady who’s name I know not. And now Bravo was appended to the list of OUR HEROES.

and after some dawdling our heroes traversed into the dark place where souls go when they have no where else to be anymore. THE NOT SO BAD TOWER OF DARK DARKNESS! Or that other tower which is called the Crystal Spire, one of them I’m sure.

After OUR HEROES applied to KEH LEHM VOHRH for release of the soul of Armades, and Bravo petitioned for the enslavement of as many souls as possible, Kelemvor actuated the potential for the heroes to be at the bottom of a cave system which lay underneath his tower.

Then our illustrious heroes fought their way nail and tooth out of the bowls of the fathomless sanctum of things resembling those squid head guys. Then they arrived upon the surface of the gloomy tower grounds or inside the tower or somewhere and then Kelemvor said that fate had made its decision and allowed them to take the souls from the place where they were.

Then our izama kwakwakhiwa went about with GLORIOUS SPEED back to the caliginous city of Gloomwrought. Whereupon Bravo did take himself into the den of some noisome witches and gave them the souls with which they created a cure to the unpleasant plague that was afflicting Bravo and some portion of Gloomwrought’s swell denizens.

Meanwhile, Wily and our other dedicated heroes went about their business with an entity who shall herein be known as the Dark Lord of Dankness (who is actually someone else with a different name). They gave him the soul of his servant Armades and then he made their train able to turn into pure shadow.

Around this time Bravo met some gnomes in the city and challenged them each to a arithmetical competition of speed and offered some of them hats which some of them accepted. He also discovered that a gnome who is known as something or other knows things about the LOST GARDEN GNOMES. Bravo later found time to go and meet this man who is a professor at the gnomish academy which is located within Gloomwrought’s wrought walls. Bravo did not uncover anything however he did write the name a letter after leaving in the hopes that the professor would be more forthcoming through ink than he was in person.

Meanwhile the not-Bravo members of the party went off and did other stuff, then a man who was named MISTER STONEWALL had given a quest to the group to be done which involved creating a fake pseudo adventure for his son who at this point in time did in fact have a name.

And then our essential heroes did do this quest most nonaspiratingly. Whilst doing the quest they heard from a druid who had a name – and who they met when she was standing in a room – that the MISTER STONEWALL who was their (our mad heroes’) employer was holding in his possession a magical Arch Druid who had the power to restore the leylines to their former glory or some such. He or she also brought word that the wood elf nation were interested in helping with THE MEMORABLE WAR AGAINST THE DRAVIDIAN EMPIRE.

So that arch druid thing was saved when the quest was done.

But wait! There’s more!

They (our gnathic adventurers) then went on to the palace of the Archfey of Roses! Were they were attacked by a group of creatures after witnessing the Archfey of Roses acting peculiarly!

Then they took a nap.

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The Dream-Apologue

Bravo (Carl), Wily (Alberto), Tethys (Alberto), Thoradin (Bryan), and Zanne (Lewis) where within the walls of the Archfey of Roses, when suddenly they fell to napping and to them in their slumber came a apologue to teach them to eschew evil ways!




Zanne (Lewis) Carl-or
Bravo (Carl) Mesothorium Stage (Mr. Stage)
Wily (Alberto) Boba
Thoradin (Bryan) Elise
? (Nicholas) Hans the lusty hunchback
? (Sergio) Viktor

This apological tale of the vile wickedness of halflings starts in a large room where a large number of wizards were meeting for a big wizard party-convention-thing.

Mr. Stage saw the need for his talents and immediately attempted to improve the party with song and dance. The crowd did not seem to appreciate his music that he played on a shoe that he got somewhere somehow.

Meanwhile Boba was attempting to discover how they had arrived at the party. For almost no one in the room had any memory of how they got there. He found that an Archmage who was present in the room was responsible for calling them there, the Archmage said that it was his wish that wizards would work together and learn more things through the application of teamwork!

Then a number of halflings walked into the room (the exact number of them is known to be more than zero but otherwise it is not certainly known) and began celebrating the incoming presence of the wonderful bear Bob the Smiley Bear!

The halflings only needed someone to take an invitation the bear so that he could attend the convention, oh, those flagitious halflings. Terrible creatures are they! Liars and scoundrels and mongrels! Let this moral story be a lesson to any race that reads this, follow not the example of halflings for they are wretches!

And from there of course Mr. Stage volunteered to go and invite the bear. Various other people followed him for unknown reasons (Carlor, Bobba, Viktor, Elise).

It should be carefully noted that Viktor said beep boop a lot. Pay attention dear reader, this is important!

Mr. Stage and the strange group of people following him then arrived at the house, some goblins attempted to belay their progress but were in their purpose prevented by application of manly aplomb (which is the basic law of ballet).

Mr. Stage knocked on Bob’s door, but, Bob was taking a nap, so he took awhile to respond. In the meantime the ruffians who had been following Mr. Stage engaged in a fight with some other goblins who were about.

When Bob finally did respond, he dismissed the invitation out of hand, though he was pleasant enough. At which point Carlor killed him.

Needless to say, Mr. Stage was severely disappointed with the way this day was going. He went outside the hut and decided to wait for the ruffians to come out so they could follow him back to the convention (couldn’t let them get lost, they were clearly child-like in mentality). While he waited, Carlor went to explore the upstairs of Bob’s house (which was a windmill). There he found a young lady and a bear, he attacked the bear and it ate him.

When Boba realized what had happened he called Mr. Stage upstairs to talk to the bear, Mr. Stage did so, and extended the invitation to this bear (whose name was never learned). This bear accepted the invitation.

Along the way there were more goblins attempting to slow Mr. Stage’s progress back to the town. At this point it must be clear to you, dear reader, as it is to me, that the goblins were worshiping some evil god of slowness. These goblins were prevented in their religious routine through skillful ballet just like the others though.

On the way back to the wizarding party, Boba stopped at some halfling’s house and informed him of what had gone on. It turned out that the young lady who had been saved from the goblins had been sold to them by the vile and evil halflings. After which discovery the ruffians destroyed the entire town.

So you see, esteemed readers, there is no good to be had in evil deeds, they always result in the utter destruction of your entire city, and the despoliation of all your goods.

During these events, Tethys was following the exploits of a butterfly who rode on a brave squirrel (who Bolly was following) as they went off and adventured themselves off on their own adventures.

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Battle Royale in the Rose King's Palace Royale!

Wily/Thoradin/Bravo/Zanne (meanie lady) woke up in the Rose King‘s palace’s lounge room that had TORTURE CUSHIONS in it. When suddenly they were attacked by foes!

The foes had symbols proving that they were servants of Bane!

loot from the battle with the snake head ladies
7 +3 cloth armor
6 +3 short swords
4 +3 rods

We fought a powerful servant of Bane on the Rose King’s roof, he said he was testing us and after battling for awhile he left saying we had passed the test.

The Rose King then gave us a gift of gold, he promised us six thousand soldiers for the war against the Dravidian Empire (giving us a total of ten thousand troops), he gave us information on several vampires in the Fey Courts so we can try to talk to the Vampires in the mortal realm (in the Mournlands specifically).

We then went to the Fey Court.

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DRAGON SNAPDRAGON GET!!!

We arrive in the Fey Courts.

Wily goes to meet the vampire lord Vger. He asks for information about the Mournlands. [Something about the book of vile darkness]. Turns out a man named Elron has the book.

Wily visited Gowron of the Gifted Beard, a noted wizard man. He’s a dwarf with a gold beard. Gowron figured out that Elron is standing near the Crystal Spire’s… [reflection?] on the Astral Sea.

Graf Aubfbn? Auburn? Aubryn?

Bravo hung out with the gnomes in the Fey Courts for awhile, and bought two plants, one Dragony Snap Dragon plant (that he’s wearing as a hat) and one that played violin music. He intends to give them to the Rose King. He was drunk-ish at the time.

Bravo discovered that the Lost Garden Gnomes is not a type of gnome but rather is the gnomes’ Lost Garden. According to some lady in the Fey Courts.

We got on the Astral Skiff of Captain Graf. While sailing through the Astral Sea we were set upon by Qalm raiders [or some such thing].

A devil appeared who had apparently forged a contract with Captain Graf. During the raid some of the stuff the goods the ship was transporting were damaged. We held a discussion with the devil and convinced him to leave Captain Graf his ship and his soul.

Then we immediately regretted the decision cause he’s a poo-poo head.

Then we arrived in some city located near the Nine Hells, which is run by a devil. The devil was very impolite to Bravo when he wanted to take clippings of the nine flowers that grew there.

Wily purchased a Astral Skiff with various modifications and stuff.

We then went to the Astral Domain of Jorjy. We were walking up to Jorjy’s palace as…

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The Promises of General Chang and the Knowledge of Elron

In the Astral Domain of Jorjy

We discuss things with a soul thingy in Jorjy’s icy palace.

Then we meet General Chang in a tactical room, looking over a map of the Fey. We (Wily) asked him for aid in the coming war. Chang promises, soldiers, icy dragons, precisely controlled snow storms.

He reveals the existence of various islands surrounding the continent on which the Dravidian Empire is based.

some stuff we learned

  • There is a kingdom in the deserts of someplace that learned to fight by using the sand.
  • The South Western island is mostly tribal, but is very close to the main continent.

Our plan:

  • A two pronged assault, from the Mournlands in the south east and then mountains in the north west (from which we will conquer the river to forge a foothold).

Wily then promises to get back to Chang with more information soon.

Change then promises to muster a million troops to bring to the cause. Between different planes, demons, devils. Including hundreds of dragons.

Chang then gave us some information on how to locate Elron.

Bravo collected some ordinary flowers from the Astral Domain, but could not take its special flowers. He also tried to talk to the gnomes who were there and asked them about the Lost Garden of the Gnomes. The Gnomes did not want to tell Bravo about their garden, they questioned his right to ask about it and generally were not happy with him.

Then we hunted polar bears! And convinced one to come with us by beating it up until it surrendered (Tethys is training it to do stuff).

Then we ship off, and then run into an abyssal storm where we run into a Githyanki ship.

Then we find the way to the center of the storm and find Elron, and then we fight a Beholder who was following us.

There’s a very important temple in the mortal realm, Elron gave meanie lady (Zanne) a map with a red mark showing the location of the temple.

He told her that If she breaks the icon that is located there, it should break most of the divine flow in the mortal realm. Thanatos is likely to just like walk through.

We start heading off to visit Thanatos, but then consider visiting Maze instead.

We end up splitting up into two groups, Thoradin, meanie lady, and Captain Bravo head off in the Jenny 2. While Tethys, Wily, and the Polar Bear head off to Thanatos.

And we head off into the sunset.

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